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A SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER FOR A VERY REAL TOWN.The Burgshit publishes satire and parody. Fictional and exaggerated claims are not factual news reports.

THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE HEADLINES

Meet the Staff

Seven correspondents. One very questionable newsroom. Meet the fictional journalists keeping Phillipsburg's most unnecessary newspaper in business.

ST Fictional newsroom portrait of Skip Toledo

Skip Toledo

Staff Reporter

ER Fictional newsroom portrait of Eddie Reno

Eddie Reno

Staff Reporter

JU Fictional newsroom portrait of Johnny Utah

Johnny Utah

Staff Reporter

SS Fictional newsroom portrait of Sonny “Scoop” Sacramento

Sonny “Scoop” Sacramento

Staff Reporter

FF Fictional newsroom portrait of Frankie Fresno

Frankie Fresno

Staff Reporter

RM Fictional newsroom portrait of Ricky Montana

Ricky Montana

Staff Reporter

JD Fictional newsroom portrait of Joey Daytona

Joey Daytona

Staff Reporter

All staff personas and biographies are fictional characters created for parody and satire.