THE DAILY ABSURDTHE FRONT PAGEALWAYS SATIRE
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Local news.
Questionable judgment.
From the streets of Phillipsburg to the comment sections of Facebook, there's always another story waiting to be exaggerated.
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EDITOR'S NOTE
Welcome to The Burgshit
Our new home on the web is under construction. Soon you'll find our satirical articles, photographs, and the stories that keep Phillipsburg talking.
In the meantime, follow The Burgshit on Facebook for new stories.
STORIES COMING SOON01 / LOCAL NEWS
The Borough Beat
Bridges, potholes, meetings, and the never-ending spectacle of hometown life.
02 / OPINION
From the Editorial Desk
Unsolicited observations and a healthy disregard for taking ourselves too seriously.
03 / ARCHIVES
Past Nonsense
A permanent home for our stories, with an archive planned as the publication grows.