Welcome to The Burgshit, Phillipsburg’s #1 Source for #2 News.
Our new website gives the publication a permanent home for stories, original illustrations, photographs, archives, and whatever local absurdity the newsroom decides to examine next.
This publication is satire. It is written for entertainment, and fictional scenes, made-up characters, invented dialogue, and exaggerations may appear in our stories.
As we prepare the archive and bring new articles online, thank you for reading and sharing our work.
Richie “Dick” Taters, Editor-in-Chief